Posts Tagged ‘Christmas’
The Night Before Christmas, 2011
Well kids, it’s that time of year again. For what started as a lark, and has now turned into an annual competition for fame and fortune: My annual “Night Before Christmas” contest.
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Jesus Is Coming – And He Looks Pissed
To celebrate my Christmas morning, I rode my bike along the chain of islands on the Venetian Causeway. I stopped afterward at the park, and just laid on the ground, sucking a blade of grass, taking in the earth energy. It felt like I was communing with God. Which of course, I was.
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The Night Before Christmas, 2008
Ok so this is year five or six in my tradition of butchering the traditional Christmas classic. But since we now have the technology of the blog at our disposal, I have a great idea! Since my skill set at iambic pentameter leaves much more than a little to be desired, let’s get YOU involved! I’ll start the poem, and you guys come up with the best endings. Whoever comes up with the best ending will win either: Continue reading ‘The Night Before Christmas, 2008′
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