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Once again it is time for my annual tradition of butchering Clement Moore's classic poem. But this year, there's a diabolical new twist! More about that in a minute....
First let me wish you and yours a wonderful holiday season, and a happy New Year.
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And now, back to the poem, and the new twist...
Each year for the last five or six, I've updated the classic to reflect what's going on in the world. But with the advent of technology (a/k/a me learning how to blog) I've decided to involve all of YOU! I've started the poem and posted it on the blog. Now it's up to you guys to finish it! Give it a go at:
http://www.randygage.com/blog/
-RG
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